有趣的 Unix 命令

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% make love
make: *** 没有规则可以创建目标“love”。 停止。

% got a light?
bash: got: command not found

% sleep with me
sleep: 无效的时间间隔 “with”
sleep: 无效的时间间隔 “me”
请尝试执行“sleep –help”来获取更多信息。

% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% rm God
rm: 无法删除 “God”: No such file or directory

% make ‘heads or tails of all this’
Make: Don’t know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.

% make sense
Make: Don’t know how to make sense. Stop.

% make mistake
Make: Don’t know how to make mistake. Stop.

% make bottle.open
Make: Don’t know how to make bottle.open. Stop.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

% make light
Make: Don’t know how to make light. Stop.

% date me
You are not superuser: date not set
% man rear
No manual entry for rear.

% [Where is Chandra Levy?
Missing ]

% “How does Gary Condit rate as a liar?
Unmatched ”

% If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )’s.

% * How would you describe Bill Clinton
*: Ambiguous.

% %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.

% “How would you rate Reagan’s senility?
Unmatched “.

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